Notes
These
drabbles, which are roughly in chronological order, were written over the
period of January 2004–December 2005 at http://community.livejournal.com/lawandorder100/
and
http://community.livejournal.com/svu100/
They were
composed in response to various challenges that ran the gamut from Dylan lyrics
to Shakespeare, crossovers to AUs, dialogue only to haikus, music lyrics, episode
titles, and anything else you can imagine. (Both communities were blessed with
very creative moderators.) They
are mostly Alex/Olivia in nature, but feature other pairings as well (including
Abbie/Olivia).
1.
First Date
As first
dates went, it wasnÕt disastrously bad—Alex had practically an
encyclopedia of those, from A (Assholes) to V (Vomiting on Self and Waiter);
spilt wine, awkward silences, heated law debates were nothing. In the cab she
was drunk enough to get angry and defensive: You think IÕm a bitch. You
think IÕm cold. You think I only care about my career. SheÕd thought Olivia had only
kissed her to shut her up.
The next morning, cloaked in hangover,
she woke to church bells, deliciously aware of OliviaÕs face pressed between
her shoulder blades, and that voice—your apartment is freezing—a sweet reverberation
sweeping through AlexÕs chest, gently piercing her heart truer than any arrow.
2.
Fifth Wheel
When the
SVU detectives finally invited Casey along on their regular Friday-night
drinkfest, the hapless ADA thought her luck was changing.
Still,
she bitched about work.
ÒYou
think your jobÕs hard?Ó Olivia countered. She hiked up her sweater. ÒSumbitch
nailed with a switchblade last year.Ó
Casey saw
not the thin, pearly scar but a magnificent, toned torso and a black bra that
hinted at bountiful treasure.
Elliot
yanked down the sweater like a window shade. ÒYouÕre shut off.Ó He steered his
partner away.
Casey
watched them leave.
Munch
clapped an affectionate hand upon her shoulder. ÒSame time, next week?Ó he
slurred.
ÒOh yeah,Ó
Casey said breathlessly.
3. The
Hokey-Pokey
ÒSo
he cornered me after the reception—Ò
ÒDidja
kick him in the balls?Ó
Ò—and
itÕs time for another episode of ÔOlivia Benson: Pacifist Policewoman.Õ Anyway,
heÕs looming over me, reeking of bourbonÉ.ÔAlexandruuuuh,Õ he says in that
fucking Hee-Haw accent, ÔAh hear yÕall are doinÕ the hokey-pokey with one of
your detectives.ÕÓ
ÒHe called it that?Ó
Immersed
in giggling, they failed to notice Arthur standing in the doorway.
ÒGotta
work on that accent a bit more, Alexandra,Ó he drawled, and then
left.
ÒJust my
luck,Ó Alex sighed.
ÒAt least
he didnÕt catch us doing the hokey-pokey.Ó
ÒYouÕre
not going to start calling it that, are you?Ó
4.
Honey White
It
was nothing she expected and everything she wanted: The genteel prison of
AlexÕs hands pinning her wrists, milky skin luminous as a star, the silky
slither of muscles in her throat—peristalsis was the term for it (thank
you, Warner)—as
she came.
She dominated, she yielded. She said you are so beautiful and fuck me harder in the span of one dizzying
breath. She clawed OliviaÕs back, then kissed those bloodied, burning
marks—a sweet sanctification. When Olivia lay over the knifepoint of
exhaustion, broken and anointed with the musk of her scent, she said, WeÕre
not done yet.
Olivia knew then that this longing, which she had sought to cure in Alex's bed,
would never abate.
5.
Einstein in the Mosh Pit
The
incongruity of Warner in a cop bar—she never went out for drinks with
them—was akin to Einstein in a mosh pit. ÒDo you know thereÕs a direct
correlation between over consumption of beer and gout?Ó
ÒUh,
no.Ó Olivia watched Elliot shoulder his way to the bar for another pitcher.
Melinda
shifted, their knees bumped, seemingly innocently. Under the table, a warm hand
wrapped over hers. A flush of heat spilled across the nape of OliviaÕs neck.
ÒHave I mentioned that IÕm separated from my
husband?Ó
ÒI
canÕt promise you anything.Ó
ÒAnd
even if you did,Ó Melinda replied, ÒI wouldnÕt believe you.Ó
6.
Positively 4th Street
Midnight.
Tepid coffee, frost on the windshield, boredom.
He
watches the shadows along her profile. He knows her better than anyone. Even
the woman who loved her, who probably still loves her, who will probably always
love her. He spins his wedding ring—loosened on his finger by the bitter
cold—as if it will somehow weave a powerful spell to protect him from his
own heart.
He can be her brother, her partner, her best friend.
Beyond that?
Olivia
looks at him. ÒWhat?Ó
The
suspect leaves his apartment, saunters down 4th Street.
ÒNothing.Ó
Elliot starts the car.
7.
Tangled Up in Blue
ÒIÕm
off!Ó Jauntily, Casey tossed the long blue scarf over her
shoulder.
Mary
frowned. ÒIÕm not sure about that outfit.Ó
ÒBlue
and green go together! TheyÕre in the same color family!Ó
And
the fuchsia?
Arguing was pointless, particularly before the first mimosa of the day.
Shielding her eyes from CaseyÕs lime green and blue ensemble, Mary merely
nodded. She was pouring the champagne when the door slammed, followed by a thud
and a loud, strangled cry.
A square of blue was caught in the
door.
Mary
finished the drink, and then opened the door. Casey fell at her feet, gasping,
rubbing her neck.
ÒHave
you ever heard of Isadora Duncan, dear?Ó
8.
Love Minus Zero
My
love she speaks like silence.
There
was the look. Then she was gone.
Now,
Alex is not Alex anymore. For this elusive silver moment—blades of light
entrancing the chrome of the van, painkillers stealing through her
veins—it does not matter.
She
knows there's no success like failure—and that failureÕs no success at
all.
The
van gallops, clumsy over a dark bridge, a bucking bronco that nearly throws an
agent from a plush seat.
In
ceremonies of the horsemen
These
are the true makers of laws—men with guns. Not her. How she ever believed
otherwise is now a mystery.
Even
the pawn must hold a grudge.
9.
Photograph
ÒPardon
me.Ó The dog-walker handed her a photograph. ÒThis fell out of your
book.Ó
Bermuda.
Sun, wine, the breeze from the balcony that pressed your bangs against your
forehead. Watching you watch me with those dark eyes. Your hands, twitching in
sleep. Teeth flashing bold as a blade as you bit into a mango, the juice
dribbling upon your shirt. Your embarrassment as I kissed you then and there,
in public, caring only for the finest drops secreted away within your
mouth—the smallest of gifts are always worth every foolish risk.
The
photoÕs edge cleaved AlexÕs thumb. ÒThanks,Ó she murmured.
10.
The Shrine
Casey
stirred her rum and coke. ÒI mean, I really wanna ask her outÉÓ
Mary
sighed. If she couldnÕt get Casey to shut up about Olivia Benson, her chances
of getting laid that night would be nil. ÒHoney, give up. She has an Alex Cabot
shrine in her bedroom.Ó
Disgusted,
Casey wrinkled her nose. ÒReally?Ó
ÒAbsolutely.
Photographs, candles, pair of glasses on a satin pillowÉÓ Mary finished another
martini.
Casey
gnawed on a little plastic straw for several minutes. ÒHey!Ó
ÒHmm?Ó
ÒHow
do YOU know that?Ó Casey accused.
Mary
smiled. ÒItÕs a wonder how a little alcohol clears your mind, isnÕt it, dear?Ó
11.
The First Day of the Rest of Your Life (Law & Order, original flavor)
Serena
didnÕt know if it was the sunny, warm weather or the facial she got at the
Oasis Day Spa yesterday, but when she awoke at 6 am, she felt imbued with a
profound sense of purpose.
Today
was the first day of the rest of her life. Or something like
that.
She
arrived at work 2 hours earlier, anticipating the empty streets and barebones
office staff, and literally kicked open the door to JackÕs office.
ÒJack, IÕm totally prepared for the Kaufman case today. I feel good. IÕm on
top of everything. In fact, from here on out, IÕm going to be the best damn ADA
this office has ever seen.Ó Serena paused. ÒWhyÕre you wearing a flannel shirt
and jeans?Ó
Jack
scratched his unshaven cheek. ÒSerena.Ó
ÒWhat?Ó
ÒItÕs
Sunday.Ó
12.
Haute Cuisine
A
bet was a bet, and she had lost.
Alex
insisted on a certain amount of protocol, however. So the skinny waitress with
pink barrettes and an Atari t-shirt brought the can of Spam to their table and
opened it with great solemnity, as if it were a bottle of the finest burgundy.
Aristocratic nostrils quivering, Alex sniffed the proffered tin. She hummed
throatily.
Olivia
squirmed. She loved that noise.
ÒGrilled?Ó
Alex asked.
The
girl nodded. ÒWith apple chutney and asparagus tips.Ó
ÒFabulous.Ó
Olivia
smirked. ÒIÕll believe it when you eat it.Ó
ÒDidnÕt
you say that on our first date?Ó
13.
Lapsus Linguae
The
pillow is a sachet of perfume, wine, lust. She buries her face in
it.
On the edge of the bed Alex sits, still dressed, still
triumphant, still deliciously drunk. ÒAs I was rudelyÉwhen I was sayingly
interrupted.ÉÓ Her skirt rustles.
Olivia
risks a glance back, sees only the white collar, flaring like a doveÕs wing,
against the black jacket.
ÒDonÕt
look. Listen: In vino veritas.Ó AlexÕs voice gathers new clarity. She drags the smooth
edge of her glasses along a bare thigh. ÒCorpus.Ó Her hand follows. ÒIn
flagrante delicto.Ó
Her mouth is the final instrument in this symphony, this celebration.
Olivia
stiffens, cries out. Her body is the language that Alex speaks, sings, chants
with even more passionate reverence than the Latin she so adores.
ÒLapsus
linguae,Ó Alex
whispers the words, now alive, against OliviaÕs skin.
14.
O Canada
For
the hundredth time Olivia stared at the piece of paper proclaiming her marriage
to one Casey Novak. Stupid extradition hearing! Stupid jello shots!
As with the
previous 99 times, her skull throbbed and her hangover cackled madly, not
unlike Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Casey
tossed underwear into a valise. ÒDonÕt worry. WeÕll get it annulled tomorrow.Ó
She looked at Olivia. ÒOh. Next time you sleep with someone, try to
remember—calling out the name of your dead girlfriend is not a turn-on.Ó
ÒSlip
of the tongue,Ó Olivia muttered.
Casey
narrowed her eyes. ÒLike that tongue is capable of making a mistake.Ó
15.
DeadmanÕs Tales (Law & Order: CI, Eames/Goren)
She
breathes a little smoke into his face. Smoking is her God. She started the
minute he disappeared, promising that sheÕd stop when he returned.
He came back. Rather, someone looking like him came back. She
didnÕt stop.
ÒWhereÕs
the body?Ó she asks gently.
While
she worships her God, he believes in the religion of snapped necks. ÒCrashing
somewhere in New Guinea,Ó he whispers, eyes closed.
Earlier
she had watched him nap on her couch. His sleep resembles the texture of
rust—ancient, hinting at former glories. In the past he was always taking
potshots at his colleagues while finding the murderers. Now he prowls the
wasteland for bodies of his own creation. "You got no bones, no proof.Ó
ÒWhy
the hell did you do it, Bobby?Ó AlexÕs voice is thick with grief.
ÒI
was—tired. There is a new war everyday—inside.Ó He points at his
chest. "ItÕs melted down to small black amulets. To nothing."
16.
When the Rodeo Came to Town
It
wasnÕt Halloween and it wasnÕt Gay Pride Day. But damned if there wasnÕt a
cowgirl in her bar, asking for Jim Beam, neat, in husky-honeyed tones as sweet
as the bourbon itself.
ÒSo,Ó
Olivia said. ÒYouÕre with the circus.Ó
ÒYes,
maÕam. First time in New York.Ó The cowgirl downed the shot and grinned as wide
as Texas.
ÒWhat
do cowgirls do for fun?Ó
ÒRope
tricks.Ó Another ridiculously huge smile.
ÒI
see.Ó
ÒNo,
you donÕt.Ó The cowgirl leaned across the bar and whispered low. ÒBut I can
show you, maÕam, if you think you may be interested.Ó
ÒWhy
yes, Cowgirl Carmichael,Ó Olivia purred, ÒI think I might be.Ó
17.
Feed Your Head
ÒIÕm
worried about her.Ó Elliot passed the joint back to George.
ÒWhy?Ó
ÒSheÕs
been acting weird since we hired Alex—Ò
ÒWho?Ó
ÒThe
new nanny. Anyway, sheÕs like, all uptight and nervous, spending all her time
on the firing rangeÉÓ
ÒYou
really should
let her shoot in the backyard.Ó
ÒAfter
I got out of the Peace Corps and we got married, I was like, ÔLiv, no guns in the
house, I donÕt care if you were a Marine.ÕÓ
ÒDude,
listen. IÕm your best friend and your dope dealer. IÕve been telling you for
yearsÉOlivia is, like, repressed. The solution is obvious.Ó
ÒHuh?Ó
George
smiled. ÒThreesome!Ó
ÒDude!Ó Elliot was ecstatic.
They
high-fived.
18.
The Nanny
ÒYou
fed the kids cheeseburgers again. Elliot will freak. You know heÕs
vegan.Ó
ÒIÕm
so sorry, Mrs.
Stabler.Ó
ÒYeah,
that is about the most sincere smirk youÕve had yet.Ó Olivia pressed the nanny
against the counter. ÒYou like pissing me off, donÕt you?Ó
ÒYes,
Mrs. Stabler.Ó
ÒYou
keep it up, you might end up back at Mrs. PetrovskyÕs boarding house. Now that you wouldnÕt like, would
you?Ó
ÒOh
no, Mrs. Stabler.Ó
ÒDidnÕt
think so.Ó
ÒUm,
Mrs. Stabler?Ó
ÒMmpf?Ó
ÒHe
doesnÕt like it if we start without him.Ó
ÒToo
fucking bad. This is what he gets for finishing off the stash this morning.Ó
19.
The Morning After
Great
sex. Really great sex. ElliotÕs eyes opened. But not with my wife.
Daylight
scorched his retinas. He couldnÕt bear to look at the figure beside him. So
who the fuck did I fuck? He smirked. Cabot. We were flirting all night. Then he frowned. But she was
also flirting with Liv. And Fin. And Munch. And the caterer. And the
councilmanÕs wife. And—
A quick
glance revealed a dark head upon a pillow. It must be Olivia. Shit. This
screws up everythingÉbut wait. She left before meÉ.
The
mystery woman stirred, groaned, and smacked his ass. ÒI donÕt know about you,
Mr. Sexy Victims Unit,Ó growled Lena Petrovsky, Òbut I sure as hell could use a
Bloody Mary.Ó
20.
Nessie
She
couldnÕt blame drugs or booze. Stone-cold sober, Alex watched the twentieth centuryÕs
most famous chimera, the Loch Ness Monster, frolic innocently at the fabled
lakeÕs edge.
She
lowered the binoculars. ÒGod.Ó
More
amazed at AlexÕs awestruck reverence for the creature than the beast itself,
Olivia only nodded. ÒYep.Ó
ÒDamn
it, they wonÕt believe us. That stupid sheep ate my camera.Ó
ÒTheyÕll
believe.Ó
ÒHow—Ò
Olivia
whipped out her Glock. A single shot took Nessie down.
Smoke
curled through the air.
ÒShit.Ó
Olivia holstered her gun.
Alex
glared at her. ÒWhat?Ó
ÒI
dunno how IÕm going to sneak it through customs.Ó
21.
Twins
ÒGuess
you had a good weekend.Ó Cragen tossed The New York Post on OliviaÕs desk.
Olivia
had long wondered if she would be the eventual cause of the CaptainÕs renewed
drinking. The paper was open to Page Six; words didnÕt need to accompany the
grainy photo, but nonetheless did: ÒThe resounding success of the Olson TwinsÕ
remake of ChekhovÕs Three Sisters, entitled Three Sisters Minus One! had the girls in a celebratory
mood Saturday night at CroBar in Chelsea, where they became extremely cozy with a female member of New
YorkÕs Finest.Ó
ÒDamn.Ó
Affectionately, Fin clapped OliviaÕs shoulder. ÒHope for your sake those
bitches are legal.Ó
22.
And the Church Bells Softly Sighed
On
the last day of her first life she awoke early, anticipating the church bells
that reminded her of the morning after their first night together and thinking
about the moss gathered upon that memory—the hard hungry ache of her
heart, the way Olivia asked her to stay last night and her idiotically defiant
refusal, the men who wanted her dead—yet despite it all she kept going,
because keeping one step ahead was the key, and so for the last time she walked
out of her apartment, moving with an assured grace that she would never again
possess.
23.
Sedan
ÒCanÕt
believe we have to interview that junkie again,Ó Fin muttered, stalking toward
the sedan.
Munch
followed his partner. ÒAt least itÕll be an entertaining afternoon.Ó As he
opened the passenger door, his shaded, suspicious eyes focused on a gentleman
who suspiciously resembled Jimmy Hoffa. HeÕs alive! I knew it!
Thus
his distraction when two scantily clad women tumbled out of the car and onto
the street.
While
he never pegged Olivia for a boring, white bikini brief type, his suspicions
about AlexÕs padded bra were, alas, sadly confirmed.
ÒDo
people have sex in bed anymore?Ó Munch mused aloud.
24.
Nice Girls Finish Last
Patience
was a usually masochistÕs game. This time it wrought rewards: Alex on her
doorstep, surrendering. Her hands skimmed fabric so smooth it could melt
through her fingers. ÒNice dress.Ó
ÒYeah.Ó
AlexÕs voice was a Debussy etude—a soft, beguiling narcotic. ÒWellÉit was
a nice date.Ó
ÒNice,
huh?Ó The dress rippled like the sea and she plundered the ivory skin beneath:
thigh, hip, and the soft nexus that made Alex arch, catlike, offering the
wanton bareness of her throat, releasing a plume of a dizzying, lavish
scent.
ÒBut
you know—Ò Her lips were now on OliviaÕs ear, sampling the intricacies of
sweet skin. ÒI donÕt like Ônice.ÕÓ
25.
Hannah and Her Sisters
ÒAll
right. Proceed.Ó
ÒWhy
do you have to write it down?Ó
ÒI
need evidence.Ó
ÒThis
isnÕt fair.Ó
ÒYou
started it. So letÕs go. After Hannah the Bar Slut there was—?Ó
ÒJennifer.Ó
ÒAnd
she—?Ó
ÒWorked
with Hannah.Ó
ÒAh-hah.
Bar Slut Number 2.Ó
ÒWell,
it was their dadÕs barÉÓ
ÒWait.
This Jennifer was HannahÕs sister?Ó
ÒSo
what?Ó
ÒYouÕre
skeevy.Ó
ÒDo
you even know what that word means?Ó
ÒNo—but
it doesnÕt sound good, does it? Continue.Ó
ÒLetÕs
seeÉMarianne?Ò
ÒWhat
about the Professor? Or Mrs. Howell?Ó
ÒVery
funny. No, after Jennifer wasÉMiriam.Ó
ÒWhereÕd
you meet her?Ó
ÒUh,
same place.Ó
ÒOh,
please donÕt tell me—Ò
ÒCan
we stop this now?Ó
26.
The Wife
The
ceiling fan spun lazily above the stifling squad room. It offered little relief
from either the heat or the relentless bickering of Fin and Munch.
Christ,
when will they stop?
Olivia slumped over her desk.
ÒI
told you I was sorry!Ó Munch shouted. ÒWhat more do you want from
me?Ó
ÒIÕd
like your balls in a blender, but ainÕt life a bitch!Ó Fin stormed out of the
room.
Olivia
exchanged a sympathetic look with her equally miserable partner.
ÒYÕknow,Ó
Elliot drawled, mopping his brow, Òthis just makes me glad I donÕt work with my wife.Ó
27.
VacationÕs All I Ever Wanted
Summer,
sweat, sea, sex: The ingredients of ecstasy.
Abbie
was extremely pleased with herself. Even as the gradient of night slowly
hijacked the Cancun sunset, she basked in the glow of her perfect performance.
Lengthening shadows darkened OliviaÕs too quiet, too-still form. Abbie
panicked. Great. IÕve killed a sex crimes cop—with sex. The newspapers
will love it.
ÒHey.Ó
She nudged Olivia.
Who,
thankfully, responded: ÒMmm.Ó
ÒIt
was good, right?Ó
ÒMmm.Ó
ÒLike
an A+ kind of good?Ó
ÒAn
A, definitely.Ó
ÒWhy
just an A?Ó
Olivia
rolled over and looked at her. ÒYou lose points for screaming ÔRide Ôem,
cowgirl.ÕÓ
28.
My Fair Casey
After
falling upon her bony ass for the twelfth time in fifteen minutes, Casey cried,
ÒIÕll never master walking in heels!Ó
Mary
took a sip from her flask and knelt down. ÒThere, there, poppet.Ó She cupped
CaseyÕs chin. ÒWeÕll do it. We got through law school, remember? Now stand up.Ó
Like a
newborn colt on acid, Casey wobbled to her feet. Again Mary began to pile the
skull-crushing trio atop CaseyÕs head: Ulysses, War and Peace, and—Bill ClintonÕs memoir.
Casey
groaned. ÒWhy do there have to be so many?Ó
ÒWould
you rather read them, dear?Ó
ÒAre
you kidding
me?Ó
29.
Oliver Twist
The
beautiful, tuxedoed man gathered her hand in his own. In a gallant show of old
world manners, he brushed his Ganymede lips against her knuckles. ÒMrs. Cabot,Ó
he murmured. ÒAlex has told me so much about you. May I get you another
martini?Ó
She
nodded. He disappeared. She turned to her daughter. ÒWhatÕs his name again,
dear?Ó
Alex
smirked. ÒOliver.Ó
ÒHeÕs
adorable. But darlingÉare you sureÉÓ
ÒWhat,
Mother?Ó
She
spoke sotto voce. ÒAre you sure heÕs not gay?Ó
ÒNot
in the way you think.Ó
ÒI
havenÕt the faintest idea what that means. Thank God heÕs getting me another
drink.Ó
30.
YouÕre Fired (Law & Order, original)
Fuck
it, she thought.
For one
night, Serena sloughed off the humiliation of failure, seeking comfort in what
she knew: The bar—her bar—and its denizens. There she would find
acceptance in a beer on the house, a gentle hand on her shoulder, a sympathetic
wince. And later she would attain the state of forgetting while pinned under
the body of a beautiful yet familiar stranger, whose hands and mouth traversed
her body with astonishing confidence.
And
yet, something niggled. ÒWait,Ó Serena gasped.
The
groping stopped.
ÒIs
this because I was an ADA?Ó
Olivia
blinked drunkenly. ÒWhaddya mean, ÔwasÕ?Ó
31.
Long Island, 1977
The ice
sculptures were heinous.
Liz
Donnelly scowled, uncertain with whom she should be annoyed: Mary Clark, for
inviting her to this fiasco, or herself, for masochistically accepting.
Lena
Petrovsky, her colleague from the DAÕs office, sidled up to her. ÒYouÕve got
guts, coming to your exÕs wedding.Ó
Liz
shook her head. ÒIÕm an idiot.Ó
ÒCheer
up.Ó Lena opened her purse: Nestled between birth control pills and breath
mints was a tiny blowtorch. ÒWhat do you say we do a little work on these
atrocities?Ó
ÒGod,
Lena, how in the hell did you get that?Ó
ÒRemember:
I dated the Galloping Gourmet.Ó
ÒWas
this before or after Warren Beatty?Ó
ÒFrankly,
I canÕt recall anymore. Now just relax and cover me. This fucking dolphin is
getting on my nerves.Ó
32.
The Luck of the Sidekick (Law & Order: CI)
ÒShe
lets him in, they argue in the foyer, he knocks the drink out of her
handÓ—here Eames gestures at the stain on the Oriental rug—Òshe
runs up the stairsÓ—here Eames dashes maniacally up the stairs—Òto
get away from him, you can see where her heel snagged on the runner at the top,
she runs into the room, see that smudge on the door, she was eating a Godiva
truffle, gets the gun. First shot hits the Hockney lithograph; the second
ricochets off the bronze urn and strikes the victim right in the carotid
artery. He falls down the step and breaks his neck.Ó
Triumphantly,
Eames folds her arms.
Goren
blinks. He hates it when she wears the lucky green shirt. ÒUm. Okay.Ó
33.
Absinthe (Law & Order: CI)
She
wasnÕt the tallest, the prettiest, the smartest, or the richest woman in the
bar. Still, from that moment when, at the tender age of six, her father had
anointed her with three simple, fervent words—you are special—she swaggered as if she
were all these things and more.
Working
with Bobby, she needed to believe that more than ever. But apparently, others
believed it too. HeÕs got the brains, but youÕve got the balls, Deakins always said.
A
woman, bold, handsome, and smiling, approached her. ÒWanna dance?Ó
Eames
grinned. The fiery absinthe touched her lips. ÒWait your turn.Ó
34.
The Revisionist
HeÕs
divorced, sheÕs divorced. They laugh about it. ItÕs all they can do.
In the
reflection of her glasses—still the same style, he smiles—he sees
the glinting gray at his temple, and when she takes them off to wipe away tears
he finally sees evidence of her age: Fine lines gathered around blue eyes, the
toll of secret mourning.
ÒThey
never told me how she died.Ó
He
remembers OliviaÕs note. DonÕt tell her. Please.
And so
Elliot begins the lie, the one thatÕs taken nearly 20 years to hone. ÒHow
else?Ó he begins softly. ÒIn the line of dutyÉÓ
35.
The Realization
ThereÕs
nothing like a hostage situation involving a face-tattooed 300-pound
schizophrenic serial rapist (with a penchant for pyromania) and the person with
whom youÕve been having a secret torrid affair to make you realize youÕre
terribly in love with said person (not the tattooed rapist) despite said
personÕs incredibly tiresome habits, among them chewing ice cubes, carrying on
one-sided, obscenity-laced dialogues with FOX News commentators, and passing
out on the couch after drinking three-fourths of a bottle of cabernet sauvignon
supposedly bought for you.
So when
itÕs all over, youÕll say that clichŽd (yet no less meaningless) phrase to her.
YouÕll even kiss her. In front of a local news camera crew.
And you
wonÕt care.
36.
The Cello
ÒI
canÕt do it.Ó Melinda WarnerÕs confession was all the more startling for its
expression in her usual, calmly confident manner.
The
professor, however, was not surprised to hear this admission from his lovely,
at times too-serious, star protŽgŽ. ÒYou put a lot on your
plate.Ó
ÒI
know.Ó
ÒYou
thought you could handle it.Ó
Melinda
sighed.
ÒMy
dear,Ó he said, ÒitÕs asking a bit much of even the best and brightest to
juggle being a medical examiner, a marine biologist, a concert cellist, and a
part-time superhero.Ó
Wistfully
she stared out the window. ÒIÕm going to miss the cello.Ó
37.
Arrested Development
The
drunken broad in the passenger seat of the BMW aligned herself for a perfect
view of New YorkÕs Finest Breasts, which hovered tantalizingly close to her
through the open window. She squinted at the badge that adorned one of these
magnificent peaks. ÒSo, OfficerÉBensonhurst. Arrest me and molest me!Ó
Olivia
merely rolled her eyes. Once her partner was satisfied with the driverÕs
sobriety, the two officers sent the vehicle on its way.
As the
BMW sailed down Broadway, the stone-cold-sober driver, one Francis Woodward
III, glared at his miscreant friend and fellow law student. ÒHitting on a cop.
Pretty fucking brilliant, Alex.Ó
ÒYeah,Ó
Alex slurred. ÒI am pretty fuckingly brilliant.Ó
38.
Russian Love Poem
The
suspect reminded Munch of prototypical Eurotrash: unshaven, bleary-eyed,
reeking of clove cigarettes, open shirt collar hinting at alarming hirsuteness,
and spewing Russian poetry at the nearest female, in this case Olivia, who eyed
him with the languid hostility of a housebound Siamese.
Outside
the interrogation room, Casey awaited them. ÒWell?Ó
ÒHe
looks good for it,Ó Munch said. ÒIf we can poke holes in that
alibiÉ.Ó
ÒGo
talk to that guy.Ó
Munch
blinked. ÒWhat guy?Ó
Casey
rolled her eyes. ÒThis Pushkin guy he keeps mentioning! ÔPushkin said this,
Pushkin wrote that!Õ Obviously theyÕre buddies!Ó
Munch
removed his glasses, melodramatically clapping a hand over his eyes.
ÒDonÕt
even try to tell her,Ó sighed Olivia.
Casey
frowned. ÒWhat?Ó
39.
GravityÕs Consequences
At
midnight there was no one to kiss. Elliot had been preemptive; heÕd given her a
brotherly buss upon the cheek an hour before, before the music erupted out of
the cheap tinny speakers, before streamers slithered upon the air.
She
hated parties. Minutes after midnight she slinked upstairs to be alone, hand
curled tightly around a tumbler of chilled gin. In an empty bedroom full of
coats she opened a window. The night flooded in. She leaned forward.
Let
me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair. With a drunken ballerinaÕs grace
she swayed, waiting for gravityÕs consequences.
40.
Romeo Void
Perhaps
in another context, Olivia would have recognized the thrill of the hunt:
Closely following on AlexÕs heels, she turned the corner with long strides,
nostrils flaring, heart slamming, blood chanting, aware only of her own beauty
blossoming within the desperately powerful presence of lust.
They
burst through the bathroom door like rowdies in a saloon and within seconds she
pinned Alex against the ancient tiles, elegant wrists bound in her grasp.
ÒYouÕre driving me crazy.Ó
ÒI
know.Ó Alex whispered. ÒI like you. But—Ò
Olivia
awaited rejection.
Instead,
Alex breathed an embrace: ÒI might like you better if we slept together.Ó
41.
The Pig
ÒItÕs a
good deal,Ó she advised her client. She sat in the chaise lounge, kicked off
her flip-flops, popped opened another Snapple. ÒYou should take
it.Ó
ÒThe
pig is mine!Ó
ÒItÕs a
nice pig. But not worth the fight.Ó
ÒItÕs
the principle of the matter! I will fight this all the way to Pago Pago if I
must!Ó
She
shrugged. ÒIf you insist.Ó
ÒYou
are a strange woman. IÕve never understood why someone like you is
here—practicing law in the middle of nowhere.Ó
The
bright summer sun glinted off her sunglasses. ÒThe rat race got sick of me.Ó
42. As You Eat It
OLIVIA:
The Fates bring me the Fortune of the gutter,
Mine
eyes, downcast, behold futilityÕs spin—
A
fanciful orb—stale doughnut!
FIN:
Foul and atrocious thing!
See how
it lays, putrid and hard.
Lady,
it doth besmirch thy fine character.
OLIVIA:
O doughnut! Vexed I am.
Yet in
innocence did I conspire to keep thy fresh.
Thy blind
eye, doughnut, doeth not see—
he
whose careless hand brought timeÕs crust upon thee.
FIN:
The stouthearted Elliot, while covetous,
would
do no harm. But Alex—
OLIVIA:
Speak no further!
FIN: I
shall. Your wench is wicked.
Vainglorious
is she, with Prada in her heart.
OLIVIA:
And if true? Advise me thus.
FIN:
Victorious she shall be this morn,
And
prizes she shall seek. Look for
PowderÕd
sugar upon her lips.
Then,
Lady, seize the moment—
and
smack thy bitch up.
43.
TV Guide: Me & Bjork, 9 p.m., Tuesdays
Alex
(Stephanie March) is mortified when roommate Bjork (herself) invites her a
cappella group—consisting of a flock of swans, seven yodeling Swiss
midgets, and a psychic gynecologist (Shirley Knight)—to temporarily move
in. Complications ensue when Stabler (Christopher Meloni) accidentally kills a
swan during an interrogation session. Meanwhile, Benson (Mariska Hargitay)
grows increasingly closer to BjorkÕs masseuse/hairstylist (special guest star
Maria Bello).
44.
The Dream
His
breath smelled faintly of lunch—a ham calzone. His lips, shockingly soft,
pressed hers. His kiss ignited something, a deliciously aching desire—
Gasping,
Olivia sat up in bed. Third time this week. ItÕs gotta mean something. She
rubbed her aching neck. DonÕt be stupid, Benson. You know what it means.
She
nudged the body on her right. ÒIÕm going out.Ó
A
muffled rejoinder: ÒWhat for?Ó
ÒCalzone
from VinnyÕs. Want one?Ó
Mary-Kate
jumped. ÒLike, hello! I just got out of rehab!Ó
ÒWill
you bitches puh-lease shut up?Ó Ashley piped up from the bedÕs other side.
ÒIÕm, like, trying to sleep!Ó
45.
The Rise and Fall of the City of Monogamy
He
thinks if he stands still nothing will happen. Few dare to broach his space,
even fewer receive an invitation. But she dares. She is in flight across the
room, a distant winged shadow moving ever closer, until she is there, facing
him, pressed into him as if they could merge, as if they could fuck and burn
right through the meaningless barrier of clothing. Her boldness is legendary—itÕs
what gets him about her. But it is her unexpected gentleness—her hands
cupping his face, her mouth drinking, with every delectable inhalation, from
his kiss—that unravels him.
46.
Your Own Personal Jesus
Since
Kathy left, Elliot sought a predictable solace. But the church that had always
quietly awed him—with its incense, its rituals, the delicate rush of
benediction, the softly uttered Latin—didnÕt help.
He felt
guilty seeking a new church, but God is God, right?
The
change exhilarated him—at first. God may be God, but pain and loss were
just as immutable.
He
still went. As did Olivia, who had so fervently converted him, and who now
slept through the sermon.
But
even over the relentlessly throbbing techno, he swore he could hear the gentle
scrape of the twenty dragged along the stripperÕs abs, and he thanked God he
could feel anything, even the coarsest desire.
47.
Practical
The
baby blue Tiffany box was a ruse. ÒItÕs—Ò Alex began dismally.
Ò—a
Swiss army knife,Ó Olivia finished proudly. ÒItÕs got a pair of
scissors—remember when you had a string hanging off your skirt and I had
to bite it off—?Ó
ÒMmm.
You know how to ruin a girlÕs fun.Ó
Ò—and
itÕs got a toothpick, so next time youÕre in court you wonÕt have arugula stuck
in your teeth—Ò
ÒI did
not lose a case because of lettuce. How stupid do you think people are? DonÕt
answer that.Ó
ÒAnd
thereÕs tweezers—Ò
ÒOh,
look. A tiny knife for stabbing my lover.Ó
ÒThatÕs
not funny.Ó
48.
Interview
She
fixed her stockings, smoothed her skirt, hoped her post-coital blush was gone,
and casually limped out of the stall.
The
woman was still there, meticulously washing her hands. Only minutes before,
those hands had conjured bliss from AlexÕs body. As the stranger reached for
paper towels, Alex caught the glint of gunmetal holstered upon a belt.
How
in the hell did I miss that?
A
sheepish grin. ÒDonÕt worry. IÕm a cop.Ó A name, BENSON, was visible on the
shield flashed at Alex.
Having
interviewed with the Manhattan DAÕs office that afternoon, she took this, with
characteristically brazen disregard, as a good sign.
49.
Margaritaville
She
wasnÕt sure which one she liked best: The brunette or the brunette.
ÒYou
werenÕt really a lawyer in New York, were you?Ó one cooed.
Passing
a fresh martini, the other one sensually brushed against her. ÒI believe
it—you look the part.Ó
The
former Alex Cabot took the proffered drink, basking in the glow of more
flirtatious attentions than sheÕd received in eons. She smiled, lounging
seductively in the deck chair, the sun warming her face.
Until a
certain boss rather cruelly kicked said chair. ÒTable Seven—margarita
pitcher. Get your ass behind that bar and start mixinÕ now!Ó
50.
Reunion
It
wasnÕt supposed to happen. Which, of course, meant that it did.
It
wasnÕt supposed to be anything but a futile attempt at reclamation. It wasnÕt
supposed to be anything but Alex hearing her real name, spoken tremulously,
bathed in sex, where words break apart like glass, shattering and shimmering
upon impact.
Afterward,
Olivia lay entombed in the slab-like hotel bed while Alex traced the lines of
her cheekbones; that single gesture unraveled a flimsy heart sorely unprepared
for another loss.
ÒSo.Ó
Triumphant but tender, Alex smiled in the dark.
ÒHmmm?Ó
ÒWhat
the hell have you done to your hair?Ó
51.
The Cat
YouÕve
ruined me for other women, sheÕd said to Olivia that night.
Hell-bent
on not repeating the past, she'd completely avoided what passed as Òthe gay
sceneÓ in the area and carefully picked a decent man. That she failed to notice
how dark bangs boyishly fell across his brow just so, his gentle brown eyes,
the sensual curve of his lips, and the dazzlingly rare smiles that occasionally
broke through his sweetly solemn demeanor, told Alex--tragically after the
fact--that sheÕd been ruined for the entire species.
The van
tore through the dark night. IÕm so getting a cat this time, she thought grimly.
52.
The West Palm Beach Ladies
ÒSheÕs
alive!Ó Liz Donnelly shut off the cell phone and cackled joyfully at the sun.
ÒAlive!Ó
Mary
Clark looked up from a copy of Vanity Fair. ÒWho?Ó
ÒCabot!Ó
Mary
took this in. ÒYou mean Benson finally found a way to clone her?Ó
ÒNo,
smart ass, sheÕs been in Witness Protection the entire time.Ó
Mary
sipped her Bahama Mama and thought, with fleeting sadness, of Casey. ÒPoor
poppet,Ó she sighed.
Liz
rubbed her hands together with glee. ÒI canÕt wait to tell Lena. Where is she?Ó
ÒOn the
beach, of course.Ó
ÒThatÕs
odd. I didnÕt see her down there.Ó
ÒThe nude beach, dear.Ó
53.
The West Hollywood Woman
ÒHave
you ever been in love? There are many kinds of love. There is the tepid love
that pours forth bitter and twisted, the spittle of a dying beached whale upon
the swollen sands of lust. Then there is the love pulled out of you like a
tampon thatÕs been in too long, a bloody chopped-off finger wriggling inside
you—organic? Not organic? No one knows. But it points at you, red and
accusing. My heart, thatÕs what it is.Ó
Jenny
Schecter paused dramatically, gnawed on a hangnail, slurped her cappuccino.
ÒWow,Ó
Casey breathed. ÒThatÕs amazing.Ó
ÒReally?Ó
Jenny whispered, closing her chapbook.
ÒThe
bestest ever.Ó
54.
The Alexiad
Sing in
me, O Muse, of the woman,
the
clever Cabot, the woman of many twists and turns,
who plundered
the halls of justice for ambitious gain
until
her exile from the land of Manhattan.
Many
blights of suburbia did she see,
many
manvils did she endure while heartsick within the WPP,
while
striving to avoid the burning shame of shopping at Wal-Mart
and the
reckless ways of the local Starbucks.
Blinded
neither by Cyclops nor Pantene locks,
the
rainbow-sweater warrior set upon the skim-milk latte sea
for
reclamation of both her lost queendom and her butchy, sulky Penelope.
55.
Exile
Snow
and loneliness,
summerÕs
ripening wheat, and
the
heartÕs bitter tang.
56.
Morning
Good
morning, sunshine!
The gun
and the coffee are
rivals
for her mouth.
57.
The Boxer
A
savior of bleakness, the bare light bulb presided over the basement.
Stabler
flexed his arms. Smooth, undulating muscles indicated that he was, if
completely numb, at least alive. Life was movement. But he was going nowhere:
His marriage long over, his badge long gone, he was distilled into the
embodiment of rage.
Illegal
boxing paid the bills; he was getting too old for the racket, but didnÕt care.
When he needed extra, though, there was this.
His
hands wrapped around the victimÕs neck. ÒMr. Profaci wants his money.Ó
He
hesitated only at the remembrance of gently touching someone.
58.
The Interrogators
ÒYou
might be interested to know,Ó Munch said, dropping a folder on the table, Òthat
your partner is looking at twelve to twenty upstate—if heÕs lucky.Ó
Silence.
Fin
smoothed his silk tie. ÒNothinÕ to say, huh? ThatÕs cold.Ó
Her
voice broke. ÒHe lost more than I ever did. He lost it all.Ó
ÒCÕmon,
baby,Ó implored Fin. ÒHow long you gonna protect that blonde?Ó
ÒThink
about it.Ó Munch added. ÒSheÕs in a penthouse. YouÕre in a prison.Ó
ÒWell,Ó
Olivia said ruefully, Òshe always said sheÕd keep me somewhere safe.Ó
59.
The Blonde
An
elegant leg drapes over a chair arm. Cigarette smokes scrolls above her blonde
head, like a secret song crooning to Olivia and no one else: YouÕre mine. Like the coolest martini in the
house, she sweats sophistication. Like the husky-sweet rumble from an alto sax
at three in the morning, she performs the most delicate damage, burrowing
insidiously inside OliviaÕs heart.
She
rises from the ashen dusk, walks across the room. ÒYouÕll take care of it,
wonÕt you?Ó
Her
mouth is on OliviaÕs. The aftertaste is bitter and blistering, sex and blood
upon the lips.
Olivia
canÕt get enough of it. ÒSure. Nothing says ÔI love youÕ quite like murder.Ó
60.
The Turn of the Screw
For an
old broad, Liz Donnelly still had damn good legs.
And as
any of his exes would confirm, John Munch was certainly a leg man. ÒIÕm not
usually charmed by snitches,Ó Munch said, Òbut there is something about you.Ó
ÒAside
from my legs, Detective?Ó Liz arched an eyebrow.
Caught,
Munch smiled. ÒYouÕre very observant.Ó
ÒAnd
youÕre very obvious.Ó
ÒWhat
made you change your mind about coming forward? You and Cabot were once
so—close.Ó
Liz
tapped a cigarillo against the table. ÒI had a friend in college who cultivated
a fun, and occasionally insulting, parlor game. He liked to sum up people with
titles from English plays.Ó The spark of a lit match hovered before her tired
face; she thanked him and continued. ÒHe was particularly fond of tragedies,
Jacobean dramas—Ò
Munch
waited patiently. Every criminal was a storyteller, and he a rapt audience.
Ò—you
seem like a well-read man, Detective.Ó Her eyes glinted.
ÒYouÕre
very flattering. The operative word here is seem, Ms. Donnelly. But please tell
me what this particular summation of Alexandra Cabot would be.Ó
Dragonesque,
Liz spewed smoke. ÒÕTis a pity sheÕs a whore.Ó
61.
The Last Kiss
She
refused to believe they were coming for her. No, Alex thought, they were coming
for the woman who sat sprawled, cavalierly dying, in the lush Italianate
leather chair behind her desk. She rather hoped that Olivia would not bleed
excessively; she was quite fond of that chair. But a bullet in the stomach was
always a messy thing.
In the
darkened office the sirenÕs rhythmic red painted a metronome along the walls.
For
whom the siren wails? It wails for thee. Alex thought of saying it aloud;
Olivia, an English professorÕs daughter, would surely appreciate the allusion.
But
Alex felt strangely guilty. Yes, she was responsible for that slug in OliviaÕs
gut, but it had to be done. DonnellyÕs testimony had afforded Olivia the luxury
of a deal—and freedom.
ÒYou
know something?Ó Alex could feel her throat tightening. Had she been a good
woman, she would have welcomed this, the irritating stranglehold of love. ÓI
really will miss you when youÕre gone.Ó
Leaning
over, she ensnared Olivia one final time with the feverish bounty of her kiss.
No
sooner had their lips parted then a gun barrel, thickly menacing, pressed into
her pale, lovely throat.
ÒWell,
baby,Ó Olivia rasped, ÒI think IÕd like to take you with me. You know why?Ó
Alex
knew it was too late. ÒWhy?Ó
ÒHell
might be a lonely place.Ó
62.
End Times
ÒYouÕre
taking everything pretty well.Ó
ÒMmm.
Coffee. Good.Ó
ÒCÕmon.
Seriously.Ó
ÒMy
faith gets me through somehow.Ó
ÒItÕs
not every day that frogs rain down on Manhattan.Ó
ÒScraping
the windshield was a bitch.Ó
ÒAnd
thereÕs peace in the Middle East.Ó
ÒYou
figure they must be tired of fighting by now.Ó
ÒThe
Red Sox won the World Series—again.Ó
ÒEvery
dog has its day.Ó
ÒAnd
Munch has become a ScientologistÉÓ
ÒFreaks
attract freaks, ya know?Ó
ÒBut
you didnÕt see this, Elliot: CaseyÕs outfit this morningÉÓ Olivia paused, then
choked it out: ÒIt matched.Ó
Terrified,
Elliot stared into the sky. ÒWeÕre fucked.Ó
63.
The Confession
Was
it really so long ago? And here, in this remote Warwickshire
town?
The
Lotus Elan coursed smoothly through the countryside, while the wind tormented
Emma PeelÕs dark hair in a fashion similar to certain thoughts rampaging
through her mind:
Boarding school.
Frightful
clichŽ, Steed had
said when she told him.
It gets
worse, she had replied.
Walks
in the woods, the saturating scents of untamed violets and marigolds. An
unforgettable day exploring castle ruins. And the first day they met: A
magnificent stranger laying siege to her rooms, immaculate in fencing whites,
brandishing an epŽe, blonde hair cascading with the calculated removal of her
mask: Alexandra Cabot.
64.
Blackmail
ÒWell,
Counselor,Ó Olivia drawled, Òthe DNA tests are conclusive.Ó
Alex
remained unperturbed. ÒDonÕt you feel bad, wasting WarnerÕs time like this?Ó
ÒNaw,
baby. She loves me. But thatÕs beside the point. ItÕs a match.Ó Olivia lowered
her dark eyes. ÒIÕve got you, my pretty.Ó
ÒHowÕd
you get my DNA?Ó
ÒTea
cup.Ó
ÒBitch.Ó
Insults, however truthful, would do no good. ÒNow what?Ó
ÒGoes
in my blackmail box. Next to the photo of Elliot sporting a mullet—which
is pretty funny. But the fact that I am now in possession of a Che Guevara
t-shirt once worn by Alex Cabot is priceless.Ó
65.
PavlovÕs Detective
The
first time had been funny. Maybe even a little sexy. The second time
bewildering. The third, awkward. And now? She wasnÕt sure if the blush creeping
across ElliotÕs face was a result of anger, desire, or both.
ÒYou
canÕt do that any more,Ó he growled.
Olivia
sighed. ÒIÕm sorry.Ó
Elliot
grew contrite. ÒItÕs not like I donÕt like it.Ó He chuckled. ÒI mean, youÕre
good.Ó
Now she
blushed. ÒThanks. But—I just canÕt help it. I see the body bag—it
just triggers it.Ó
He
shook his head. ÒLiv, you gotta stop making out with Warner in the morgue.Ó
66. Chameleon
Fin and
Olivia walked on ahead; Alex didnÕt mind—she was far too amused by their
matching Òwe-are-seriously-the-shiznitÓ struts.
After
paying the bar tab, Elliot had finally caught up. He threw an arm over AlexÕs
shoulder and grinned. ÒHavinÕ fun, Counselor?Ó
This
sudden display of affection unsettled Alex. As this realization stole over her,
ElliotÕs beefy arm curled around her neck like a python. She smelled beer and
aftershave. Panic flooded her throat.
ÒIf you
hurt her,Ó Elliot said with flat menace, ÒYou'll regret it.Ó
His arm
sloughed off Alex like a discarded coat. Giggling softly, maniacally, he headed
toward his partner.
Alex
touched her throat.
67.
Conversations with Dead People
The
first shot took him down. He crawled through the street, bloodied, crying for a
mercy never granted to his victims.
She caught up to him easily.
You
see him in every man you arrest.
He
looked into her eyes.
You
look for him in every dark-eyed stranger.
Her gun
grazed his cheek. The barrel parted his lips tenderly, like a lover.
You
searched my face, year after year, for answers. I never gave you any. Except in
my last words: ÒYou were worth it.Ó
You didnÕt believe me, I
could tell. I know you.
ElliotÕs
hand curled gently around her wrist.
68.
Just Another Day
ÒThe body
was laid out in a ritualistic manner.Ó
ÒDuring
World War II the Nazis in Romania had death cults...the romanticizing of death
has very ancient rootsÉÓ
ÒWhat
the hell?Ó
ÒOh
God, make him shut up.Ó
ÒYou
shut up.Ó
ÒYou shut up.Ó
ÒFuck
you!Ó
ÒFuck you!Ó
ÒFuck
both of ya! WeÕre gonna get it from—Ó
ÒHEY!Ó
ÒToo
late.Ó
ÒPeople,
what the hell is this? Kindergarten or a squad room? Everybody—take
five.Ó
ÒWow.
Looks like I missed the fun. Bad day?Ó
ÒYeah.Ó
ÒSo
itÕs not a good time to tell youÉ?Ó
ÒWhat?Ó
ÒIÕm
not wearing any underwear.Ó
ÒAu
contraire.Ó
69.
Santa, Baby
The
slender gift of an ADA plopped heavily into SantaÕs lap. ÒHoÉÓ Having consumed
three whiskey sours over the past hour, it was all the ho-ing Santa could work
up for the moment.
ÒWhoÕre
you calling a ho?Ó Alex slurred.
ÒYou,
trying to put SantaÕs hand up your skirt.Ó
ÒLove
the outfit, but youÕve got to stop referring to yourself in the third person.Ó
ÒSanta
doesnÕt care what you think, because youÕre a big pervert. Santa gets your
dress blues fixation, but not this.Ó
ÒSanta?Ó
ÒHmm?Ó
ÒShut
the fuck up.Ó Alex pulled off the fake beard, revealing OliviaÕs face, and
silenced her with a kiss.
The
door to the CaptainÕs office swung open. Mercifully, it wasnÕt Cragen but
Elliot, who sighed in mock defeat. ÒDamn. Knew I shoulda been Santa this year.Ó
ÒWhatÕs
wrong with being a reindeer?Ó
The LED
lights in the antlers atop ElliotÕs head blinked indignantly. ÒThis is supposed
to a costume partyÉbut Counselor, I havenÕt figured out who you are. Does the
Grinch wear Armani these days?Ó
Caught
out, Alex paused. ÒIÕmÉCindy Lou Who. All grown up.Ó
ÒThatÕs
rich.Ó Elliot was still laughing as he left.
ÒSo
Cindy Lou—whaddya want for Christmas?Ó
Alex smiled.
ÒIÕll take Manhattan.Ó